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In an interesting move the Australian Classification Board has ruled that adult films can’t show women with small (A-sized) breasts.  The board, which is responsible for making classification decisions about adult films, computer games and publications, made the decision because they felt depiction of small breasted women in adult films encouraged pedophilia despite the fact that this is a completely normal breast size for women.

I am torn between government forcing adult films to have women with big breasts and the overreaching hand of big government.  If you are a breast man, you must see this as the best use of government power in the history of man, but being a leg man myself I see it as extremely shortsighted and ineffectual with no basis in fact.  I guess Keira Knightley won’t be doing any topless scenes in Australian movies anytime soon.

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