Bulletproof Boobs

I can just imagine the marketing campaign for bullet proof breast implants.
Bulletproof Boobs … Now with Kevlar! … well, not quite.
You might remember the shooting at a Simi Valley dental office on July 1 of lost year. A man upset about an impending divorce shot and killed his soon to be ex-wife and wounded three others including Lydia Carranza. It seems that Carranza’s artificially well endowed chest may have saved her life. The bullet apparently hit her size D saline implant and fragmented allowing only pieces of the bullet to enter her body and saved her life.
An LAPD firearms instructor told the Times it’s possible the implant interrupted the velocity of the bullet.
“I don’t want to say a boob job is the equivalent of a bulletproof vest,” Scott Reitz told the Times. “So don’t go getting breast enhancements as a means to deflect a possible incoming bullet.”