
Startled burglar pleads for his life
For the first time in recorded history a Desert Eagle was used in home defense. I am a little disappointed that it was not a .50 AE, but this pistol, long admonished as a useless movie fanboy firearm, was used by Eric Stucky to change history recently.
A builder and woodworker by profession, Eric Stucky said he was on the phone in the basement about 9:30 a.m. when he heard the window to his back porch shatter. He said it took him about 20 minutes to figure out what happened.
“I’m being robbed,” he finally surmised.
Playing the role of detective, Stucky said he speculated the burglar left but would return after it appeared safe enough to enter. Playing the scenario in his mind, Stucky said he took his handgun from his nightstand and envisioned catching a burglar red-handed.
“This was kind of stupid,” he said, “but I took a shower. I left the music on, got out of the shower and dried myself off.” Then he waited.
About 10:30 a.m., Stucky said he peeked around the corner from his bedroom to see a large man climbing through the broken window. Returning to the bedroom, he said he heard a second person enter. He said one went to the second floor of his home and the other went into his office. Crouched on his knees, Stucky said the unarmed burglar in his office turned around to discover he was being watched.
As Stucky described it: “Then he started screaming like a little scared girl, ‘Please don’t shoot me, please don’t shoot.’ ”
While holding one burglar at gunpoint, Stucky said the second man broke through an upstairs window and escaped.
Basically I see this as a lesson on how not to handle a home invasion.
Here are a few lessons to be learned from Eric’ mistakes:
If you know bad guys are coming, call the police and get the hell out. The police get paid to deal with criminals and unless you have things that cant be replaced or family in danger it is not worth it.
For the love of God and all that is Holy, don’t take a shower while you wait for bad guys to return. Your stink might scare them off more than your big ol’ D’Eagle.
Grabbing your big ol’ gun and laying in wait for guys to break into your house may not look good to a jury.
Lastly, if you know where the bad guys are entering your home confront them there rather than allowing them enter unabated, wander through your home and separate thereby exposing yourself to possible armed assault from multiple locations.
I honestly think most beginning ADE student would have handled this situation better.